Flubruary

Oh human listen, boy, bring I been sick. Like wishing for decease sick.

It started on Valentine's Day amongst aches in addition to chills in addition to turned into the FLU FROM HELL AND DAMNATION. It's been 2 weeks in addition to my vocalism all the same sounds similar I've smoked a pack of Camels since I was seventeen.

And every black earlier bed this horrid dry out coughing starts that shakes my whole torso but doesn't salve itself from my pharynx until morning. The other black I accidentally OD'ed on Nyquil (if such a affair were possible) in addition to the side past times side solar daytime I was similar fighting for my consciousness for a whole twenty-four hours.

At 1 squall for I stood inward the shower in addition to wondered if I wanted to alive some other minute.

That's a bad flu, right?

Last calendar week I stayed abode from church building in addition to washed every corner of my house, disinfected all the knobs in addition to chairs, scrubbed all remotes in addition to controllers, shampooed my children's pilus in addition to bodies, wiped every surface of my identify amongst disinfectant in addition to gear upward a schedule where my children were given doses of paw sanitizer on the hr thus that the germs didn't instantly return. You may last thinking correct at nowadays that all of that was a dizzy waste matter of my brittle energy, but it's all close CONTROL. I felt similar I had CONTROL over the province of affairs in addition to that made me experience improve inward the long run.

And every solar daytime I enquire myself, is this a bad strain of influenza or is this what it feels similar to function older? My children all had the same influenza but they were downward for similar an hr in addition to thus continued to bounce on their beds in addition to struggle amongst each other similar they were healthy. Meanwhile, Christopher in addition to I started to rewrite our wills merely inward case.

(Christopher truly went to the ER in addition to they wrote him a prescription for some coughing medicine that made him experience juuuuuuust riiiiiiiight in addition to it made me realize just what was inward "grandma's coughing syrup" if y'all know what I mean.)

Oh human correct at nowadays I am merely praying I wake upward in addition to non experience similar a garbage truck ran me over in addition to thus turned to a greater extent than or less in addition to picked me upward in addition to took me to the dump where I was rolled to a greater extent than or less inward hot garbage until soul flora me in addition to shipped me dorsum abode inward my bed moisture in addition to sweaty heaving to breathe.

Was that dramatic? TRY LIVING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.







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