Doggoneit, People Like Me

 because this is how I am living my life correct forthwith Doggoneit, People Like Me

I write this down because this is how I am living my life correct now:

I wake upward every morning, constitute my feet on the grass exterior my sleeping accommodation door, together with tell to myself, (fully recognizing I audio like Stuart Smalley) :

"I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."

Then I tell it to the earth.

"Earth, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."

And then, I systematically larn through each shaver together with tell the same affair to them. And add,

"Will y'all assistance me past times taking attention of yourself every bit much every bit y'all can?"

(And I would tell it to my married adult man if he were hither together with non inward New Bailiwick of Jersey or North Carolina or somewhere. And together with then I'd inquire him to repeat it dorsum to me. THIS IS ROMANCE, EVERYBODY.)

But today I was thinking I could truly add together a long listing of things I could tell this mantra to inward my life--even things that aren't living:

"House, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."
I won't dwell on the many many many many dwelling household improvements I fantasize virtually on a daily basis.

"Minivan (Dragon's Breath) I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."
Even though I'd prefer mayhap a white van amongst doors that unopen past times themselves together with a DVD histrion that truly worked...

"iPhone, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today.
 I won't permit y'all distract me all solar daytime long.

"Provo, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."
I am NOT going to pass the solar daytime wishing I were on opor-garai somewhere...ANYWHERE...else.

"Food, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."
I am going to gustation y'all together with honour your texture together with non abuse y'all or trammel y'all for vanity.

"Blog, I similar you. I receive got you. I am going to convey attention of y'all today."
Which I gauge means, I am going to conk on y'all freshly updated, together with delete ugly comments.

Anyway, y'all larn the idea.







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